According to the Huffington Post, 61-year-old MSNBC commentator Malcolm Nance has joined the Ukrainian military as a member of the International Legion of Defense of Ukraine.
I kid you not.
This is, in the words of the youth, fo’ real fo’ real. I mean, check it out:
Hell yeah! The senior citizens brigade is here to lay down HEAVY FIRE on Adolf Hitler Vladamir Putin. The Azov Battalion welcomes their newest ally with open arms!
I have a rather amusing history with Nance. Back when I was on Twitter, he attacked me for something I said and we had a fun back and forth where he called me a member of “Vanilla ISIS” which is, hands down, the greatest nickname of all time.
I can’t find that Tweet, alas, but I did find a few other gems from our ineractions, like this one where he doesn’t just call me an “idiot” but a “racist, bigoted, anit-Semitic, misogynistic, anti-American fascist loving IDIOT.”
WHEW!
And then there was the time he accused me of only being supported by Russian shills.
For myself, I will be sure to hold a candlelight vigil if Nance gets YEETed by Russian artillery. Money can’t buy this kind of entertaining boobery. I’m not too worried, at this rate Nance is more likely to trip over himself while taking a selfie in his combat gear than he is to actually face real Russians.
I respect his dedication to the cause though. Most lib grifters just want to call for sanctions and violence from abroad. Not Nance, he’s DEDICATED and MOTIVATED enough to take up real arms. We love to see it.
Hell, I think the whole MSNBC line-up (plus Bill Kristol and the entire staff of the Lincoln Project) should be sent straight into the front lines in Mauripol. Let’s have them show us what true courage is!
Just like Malcolm Nance.
Old post, but his mag isn’t locked in to that rifle.
Wow, I got suckered into reading a paragraph of this drivel before I realized the guy who’s writing it is a right wing, fascist, moron. Next time, Mr. Lippincott, It would help if you dislodged your head out of your ass before you take to the keyboard.